When you still feel like you’ve wasted your day after spending hours concocting your own gourmet ketchup, you’ve got to reevaluate your standards.

science-is:

Every river in the United States. (via Kotke.org)

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fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up

never heard truer words in my life

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seejennplay:

rainbowrowell:

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

Seriously then. Reimburse me.

The Daily Show both destroys and redeems my faith in humanity at the same time.

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thefrogman:

Mediocre Comic by Tim [website | twitter]

thefrogman:

Mediocre Comic by Tim [website | twitter]

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Is it weird this photo almost makes me want to cry?
Goddamn it, Chris Farley! Be not dead again!

Is it weird this photo almost makes me want to cry?

Goddamn it, Chris Farley! Be not dead again!

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